Stupidity,--unconscious Ignorance.

Sekts And Creeds Ov Religion, Are Like Pocket Compesses, Good Enuff Tu Pinte Out The Direction, But The Nearer The Pole Yu Git Thewuss Tha Wurk.

We Have Some Writers So Abstruse And Deep That They Drown Themselves In Their Fathomless Sentences.

Fortune Is Like A Coquette; If You Don't Run After Her, She Will Run After You.

I Do Not Know Of A Better Cure For Sorrow Than To Pity Somebody Else.

The Hardest Thing Any Man Can Do Is To Fall Down On The Ice When It's Slippery, And Get Up And Praise The Lord.