Stupidity,--unconscious Ignorance.

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

Man Isn't A Fool For His Ignorance, But Rather For Believing Things That Are Wrong.

The Greatest Thief This World Has Ever Produced Is Procrastination, And He Is Still At Large.

Society Is Composed Of Slow Christians And Wide-awake Sinners.