Stupidity,--unconscious Ignorance.

As Long As We Are Lucky We Attribute It To Our Smartness; Our Bad Luck We Give The Gods Credit For.

When I See A Man Of Shallow Understanding Extravagantly Clothed, I Feel Sorry - For The Clothes.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

Don't Have Any More Secrets Than You Can Keep Yourself.

Men Mourn For What They Have Lost; Women For What They Ain't Got.