Stupidity Often Saves A Man From Going

The Best Servant Does His Work Unseen.

And If I Should Live To Be The Last Leaf Upon The Tree In The Spring, Let Them Smile, As I Do Now, At The Old Forsaken Bough Where I Cling.

A Pun Does Not Commonly Justify A Blow In Return. But If A Blow Were Given For Such Cause, And Death Ensued, The Jury Would Be Judges Both Of The Facts And Of The Pun, And Might, If The Latter Were Of An Aggravated Character, Return A Verdict Of Justifiable Homicide.

Stillness Of Person And Steadiness Of Features Are Signal Marks Of Good Breeding.

A Goose Flies By A Chart Which The Royal Geographical Society Could Not Mend.