Stupidity Often Saves A Man From Going

A Pun Does Not Commonly Justify A Blow In Return. But If A Blow Were Given For Such Cause, And Death Ensued, The Jury Would Be Judges Both Of The Facts And Of The Pun, And Might, If The Latter Were Of An Aggravated Character, Return A Verdict Of Justifiable Homicide.

Yes, Child Of Suffering, Thou May'st Well Be Sure He Who Ordained The Sabbath Loves The Poor!

It Is A Good Plan To Have A Book With You In All Places And At All Times. If You Are Presently Without, Hurry Without Delay To The Nearest Shop And Buy One Of Mine.

Death Tugs At My Ear And Says, 'live. I Am Coming.

Insanity Is Often The Logic Of An Accurate Mind Overtasked.