Stupidity Is Always A Capital Crime.

Boredom Is My Worst Enemy. It's Killed A Lot Of My Friends, But It Won't Get Me. When I Get Bored, I Go Risk My Life Somewhere.

In Challenging A Kzin, A Simple Scream Of Rage Is Sufficient. You Scream And You Leap.

Anything Beats An Expensive Stack Of Paper.

Never Tell A Computer To Forget It.

Once Every Hundred Years, The Los Angeles Smog Rolls Away For A Single Night, Leaving The Air As Clean As Interstellar Space. That Way The Gods Can See If Los Angeles Is Still There. If It Is, They Roll The Smog Back So They Won't Have To Look At It.