Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner.

Laughter Was Like A Fresh Breeze - It Cleaned Its Way Through The Body Making Everything Feel Good. Did Other Species Have Such A Simple Healer?

Hey, Do You Know What You Call A Blond With A Brain?" I Asked, And The Continued On The Same Breath, "a Golden Retriever." I've Heard That One, Too," She Said, No Longer Smiling. I'll Keep Trying." I Promised.

When I Told You I Didn't Want You It Was The Blackest Kind Of Blasphemy

There Are No Rules That Can Bind You When You Find Your Other Half.

Oh You Do Smell Good.