Students, Eh? Love 'em Or Hate 'em,

Occasionally He Would Very Nearly Swear.

I Had A Deprived Childhood, You See. I Had Lots Of Other Kids To Play With And My Parents Bought Me Outdoor Toys And Refused To Ill-treat Me, So It Never Occurred To Me To Seek Solitary Consolation With A Good Book.

It's Hard To Be Famous And Alive.

I Try To Make Computers Say Things Like You Have 60 Seconds To Achieve Safe Distance.

They May Have Been Ugly. They May Have Been Evil. But When It Came To Poetry In Motion, The Things Had All The Grace And Coordination Of A Deck-chair.