Stroll Into Work At 10. Lunch From

There's Nothing Glorious In Dying. Anyone Can Do It.

Obama's Dense As A Doorbell; Not Much Going On Up There - It's A Wooden Top.

It's A Loser's Emblem (swastika), Because The Nazis Lost The War. It's Ridiculous To Suggest We Are Involved With Fascists. All My Best Friends Are Black, Gay, Irish Or Criminals.

All The Things That You Would Have Thought Would Have Made Me A Professional A1 Criminal... Wrong. I Decided That Was Too Lazy And Easy, And Because Of The Way British Society Is, Quite Frankly You Were Denied An Education, So I Got One Of My Own.

I Don't Believe In Pets. I Like Animals To Be Wild And Free.