Strictly Speaking, The Land Does Not Exist;

The Role Of Humour Is To Make People Fall Down And Writhe On The Axminster, And That Is The Top And Bottom Of It.

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All I Know Of Birds To This Date Is That Sparrows Are The Ones That Are Not Pigeons.

To Have A Grievance Is To Have A Purpose In Life.

I Sometimes Wonder If The Manufacturers Of Foolproof Items Keep A Fool Or Two On Their Payroll To Test Things.