Strangely, When I Totally Emerged From This

We Are All One. When We Allow Ourselves To Become Aware Of This Statement In Its Purest Form, We Open The Doors To Reveal The Oneness Of Being. Using The Process Of Conscious Evolution We Begin To Recognise Our True Underlying Identity, For Once We Have Glimpsed The Existence Of This Realm, We Then Begin To Reveal What It Is . . . . Our True Natural State.

I Couldn't Run A Tight Schedule, And If You're Any Good At Teaching, You Get Sucked Dry Because You Like Your Students And You're Trying To Help Them, But You Don't Have Any Time Left To Write Yourself.

Yeah, But Now Suddenly - You Know, Universities Are Notoriously Market Oriented, Too.

I Would Rather Give Full Vent To All Human Loves And Disappointments, And Take A Chance On Being Corny, Than Die A Smartass.

The Wife Picked Out Ceramic Tile For Floor Covering, Not Realizing That Cost Was Determined By Square Foot, Not Square Yard Like Carpet. Thinking The Price Was Plenty Reasonable, She Had An Extra Room Of Tile Ordered For Installation. When The Bill Arrived, It Was Staggering. She And Her Husband Began A Fight That Continued All Through The Construction Job. They Ended Up Divorced, But Not Until She Had Broken Every Window.