Status Is Always Ripe For Satire, Status

Try To Love Others And Serve Others And Hopefully Find Those Who Love And Serve You In Return.

I'm Impervious To Logic.

Jesus Forgives Sinners, Not Criminals.

I've Always Been A Big Fan Of Beauty. Sure, You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover But Who Wants To Have Sex With A Book?

I Don't Like The New President Who Hunts Muslim Extremists, I Like The Old President Who Is A Muslim Extremist.