Start Spreading The News, I Am Leaving

I Want To Be Buried With A Zippo, A Roll Of Dimes & A Bottle Of Jack!

A Man Doesn't Know What Happiness Is Until He's Married. By Then It's Too Late.

Fear Is The Enemy Of Logic. There Is No More Debilitating, Crushing, Self-defeating, Sickening Thing In The World--to An Individual Or To A Nation.

There Have Been Many Accolades Uttered About Elvis' Talent And Performances Through The Years, All Of Which I Agree With Wholeheartedly. I Shall Miss Him Dearly As A Friend. He Was A Warm, Considerate And Generous Man.

Card Players Have A Saying: "it's All Right To Play If You Keep Your Eyes On The Deck" - Which Is Another Way Of Saving, "eternal Vigilance Is The Price Of Liberty."