Stand-up Is Probably The Most Solo Performance

If You Had A Jetpack You'd Be Like I Have The Shittiest Jetpack. Who's Your Service Provider On Your Jetpack? Did They Make The New One? I Hate This Thing.

When You Write From Your Gut And Let The Stuff Stay Flawed And Don't Let Anybody Tell You To Make It Better, It Can End Up Looking Like Nothing Else.

To Me, Art Supplies Are Always Okay To Buy.

I Know What It's Like To Have A Bunch Of Material That's Working That You Don't Care About. You Want To Die.

Friends Should Always Tell You The Truth. But Please Don’t.