Stand Back! I Gotta Get Some Rocket

I Go Home At The End Of The Day And I Rarely Talk About What I Did That Day. So My Wife's Experience Is Just Like That Of Anybody Else Whose Husband Goes Away To A Blue Collar Job And Comes Home Bruised And Dirty And Often Proud Of The Work That They're Doing.

Audiences Of Critical Thinkers Are My Favorite Kinds Of Audiences. There Are Jokes I Tell In The Show That Don't Get Laughs Unless I Am In Front Of An Audience Of Critical Thinkers. Put Me In Front Of A Crowd Of Science Teachers Or Astronauts! The Guileless Aren't Our Audience - It's The Critical Thinkers We Love.

Stand Back! I Gotta Get Some Rocket Fuel Out Of The Fridge!

I'm Not A Sculptor; I'm A Hard-edged Model Maker. You Give Me A Drawing, You Give Me A Prop To Replicate, You Give Me A Crane, Scaffolding, Parts From 'star Wars' - Especially Parts From 'star Wars' - I Can Do This Stuff All Day Long. It's Exactly How I Made My Living For 15 Years.

I've Always Thought Something That Makes You Laugh, It Makes You Laugh Because There's A Little Bit Of Truth To It.