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Roast Beef, Medium, Is Not Only A Food. It Is A Philosophy. Seated At Life's Dining Table, With The Menu Of Morals Before You, Your Eye Wanders A Bit Over The Entrees, The Hors D'oeuvres, And The Things A La Though You Know That Roast Beef, Medium, Is Safe And Sane, And Sure.

Only Amateurs Say That They Write For Their Own Amusement. Writing Is Not An Amusing Occupation. It Is A Combination Of Ditch-digging, Mountain-climbing, Treadmill And Childbirth. Writing May Be Interesting, Absorbing, Exhilarating, Racking, Relieving. But Amusing? Never!

I Never Go To Weddings. Waste Of Time. Person Can Get Married A Dozen Times. Lots Of Folks Do. Family Like Ours, Know Everybody In The State Of Texas And Around Outside, Why, You Could Spend Your Life Going To Weddings. But A Funeral, That's Different. You Only Die Once.

Nicknames Are Fond Names. We Do Not Give Them To People We Dislike.

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