Sports Are A Metaphor For Life.

I've Never Had Anything Cold And Wet Touching My Butthole Before. That Was Quite The Experience!

I Respect Georges St. Pierre As A Businessman And An Athlete. I Don't Have Anything Against Him Personally. But He's Not The Kind Of Fighter I Like Watching.

Sports Are A Metaphor For Life.

I'm The Most Dangerous Unarmed Women In The World, I've Prepared My Entire Life To Be That Way.

That's Why I Love Fighting, Because I Get To Have A Big Battle Every Couple Months To Make Up For The Little Battles I Have To Forfeit Every Day