Spontaneity Comes After Skill, Not Before.

I'm Being Treated Like A Sex Object, Cried The Lady. No Matter. I Will Take Care Of It, Said Time Soothingly.

Blackmail Is One Of The Great Pastimes Of Family Life.

Finding A Thought For An Aphorism Is Not Hard. Putting A Kink In Its Tail Is The Hard Part.

Fail, And Your Friends Feel Superior. Succeed, And They Feel Resentful.

Family Romances Are The Only Ones That Never Turn Out Happily.