Spiders So Large They Appear To Be

If You Were To Open Up A Baby's Head - And I Am Not For A Moment Suggesting That You Should - You Would Find Nothing But An Enormous Drool Gland.

For Me, The Worst Part Of Playing Golf, By Far, Has Always Been Hitting The Ball.

The Scrub Sink...is The Place Where Doctors Wash Their Hands After They Operate So That They Won't Get Flecks Of Your Vital Organs On Their Lexus Upholstery.

I Know That All Over America There's Probably Politicians Sending Out Pictures Of Themselves Signing That Mandatory Helmet Bill, But It's Bullshit. I Say That As A Parent.

What Was Life Like In The Colonies? Probably The Best Word To Describe It Would Be "colonial".