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Woman Is A Vulgar Animal From Whom Man Has Created An Excessively Beautiful Ideal.

Farming -- A Vocation Accursed Of Heaven, Since One Never Saw A Millionaire Involved In It.

It Is Necessary To Sleep Upon The Pillow Of Doubt.

The Principal Thing In The World Is To Keep The Soul Aloft.

Women Want You To Deceive Them: They Force You To, And If You Resist, They Blame You.