Sorry To Be So Cynical, But This

The Older I Get, The More I Lose My Ability To Breathe.

Part Of Love Is Letting A Person Be Who They Want To Be

They Don’t Have Silences Together; They Have Noise. Mostly His.

Teenagers Are Never Joking. When Seeking To Prove A Point, Principals And Teachers Should Remember That Teenagers Are Never, Ever Sarcasic Or Ironic. If They Say "i Wish Someone Would Drop A Bomb On This School Right Now," That Means They Have Arranged For A Nuclear Arsenal To Be Emptied Onto The School And Should Be Immediately Suspended And Ridiculed. If They Say They Were Merely Coming Up With A Joking Excuse To Postpone A Bio Test, Reply That All Jokes Are Funny, And That Since Dropping A Bomb On A School Is Not Funny, It Is Therefore Not A Joke.

The World Loves Stupid Labels. I Wish We Got To Choose Our Own.