Sooner Or Later, We Sell Out For

Awards Sell Tickets, And They're A Clever Publicity Stunt.

In Fact, It Used To Be A Joke If You Studied At A University

Awards Are Only A Publicity Gimmick.

And It's A Crime Because The Great Plays Of History, Going All The Way Back To The Greeks, Are Part Of Everybody's Heritage. It's Just Like In Music, Beethoven Or Mozart, That's Everybody's Heritage

I Thought That I Held The Record Of Most Appearances On The Bob Hope Show, But I Think - It's Brooke Shields