Sookie, My Little Bullet-sucker" Eric, My Big

Fiction Just Makes It All More Interesting. Truth Is So Boring.

The Vampire Is Not A Bad Man, And He Loves You

No, I Like You Alive And Warm And Wiggling.

Maybe She Was Being So Hoity-toity Because She Didn't Have Her Own Fairy Godmother.

Vampires. They Wrote The Book On Possessive.