Sometimes Your Friends Are Your Lovers, Or

We Have A Saying In Guns N Roses: When Somebodys Gonna Get Yelled At, Theyre Gonna Get The Corn.

I'm Not God But If I Were God, ¾ Of You Would Be Girls, And The Rest Would Be Pizza And Beer.

I'd Just Like To Say That I Have A Personal Disgust For Small Dogs, Like Poodles. I Have Some Serious Physical Problems With Them. Everything About Them Means I Must Kill Them. I Must.

I Could Beat My Mike Stand Into The Stage, But I Was Still In Pain. Maybe Fans Liked It, But Sometimes People Forget You're A Person And They're More Into The Entertainment Value. It's Taken A Long Time To Turn That Around And Give A Strong Show Without It Being A Kamikaze Show.

I Sing In Five Or Six Different Voices That Are All Part Of Me. Its Not Contrived.