Sometimes You Fail Your Chemistry Test And

Too Many Actors Are Trying To Be Cool: They're Trying To Do It With Their Hair, Trying To Do It With The Color, Trying To Do It With Clothes, Or Some Bullshit Attitude You're Either Cool Or You're Not, That Is My Theory. If You Have To Try, It Is Too Late.

Such Is An Actor's Life. We Must Ride The Waves Of Every Film, Barfing Occasionally, Yet Maintain Our Dignity, Even As The Bulk Of Our Herculean Efforts Are Keel-hauled Before Our Very Eyes.

Genres Pop Up And Get Hot And Then They Die Down.

I've Always Enjoyed Playing A Little Left Of Center Characters. Otherwise I'd Be On A Soap Opera.

The Prospects Were Depressing: Adulthood Meant That I'd Have To Stop Having Fun And Do Something I Didn't Really Want To Do For The Rest Of My Life – Which Was Apparently A Considerable Chunk Of Time.