Sometimes Words Are Not Enough.

Of Course, It Is Boring To Read About Boring Thing, But It Is Better To Read Something That Makes You Yawn With Boredom Than Something That Will Make You Weep Uncontrollably, Pound Your Fists Against The Floor, And Leave Tearstains All Over Your Pillowcase, Sheets, And Boomerang Collection.

Never, Under Any Circumstances, Let The Virginian Wolfsnake Near A Typewriter.

Dumping You Times Infinity. Still Not Enough.

Love Can Smack You Like A Seagull, And Pour All Over Your Feet Like Junk Mail.

We Need Things, And The Opposite Of Them, And We Are So Rarely Completely Comfortable.