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After Was Better. Before Was Only There So After Could Happen.

All Of Us Are Richer And More Fascinating And More Complex Than We Can Ever Know.

My Brother Was Born Without Taste Or The Desire To Be Professionally Lit.

My Mistake Was In Underestimating The Emotional Force Of A Song You Have Already Hear A Thousand Times.