Sometimes, When The Sun Shines, It Scorches.

Looking For Narnia? You’re In The Wrong Universe

Kingsley Did The Same, Except He Also Removed His T-shirt, Showing Off His Broad Chest, Tan And Smooth. When Had Kingsley Had Time To Work On His Tan? Mimi Wondered.

Every Valentine's Day, The Student Council Sponsered A Holiday Fundraiser By Selling Roses That Would Be Delievered In Class. The Roses Came In Four Colors:white, Yellow, Red, Pink, And The Subtleties Of Thier Meaning Were Parsed And Analyzed By The Female Population To No End. Mimi Had Always Understood It Thus:white For Love, Yellow For Friendship, Red For Passion, And Pink For A Secret Crush.

Black Is The Color Of Night. White Is The True Color Of Death

And Kingsley Being Kingsley, He Smiled As He Pretended To Pull The Trigger.