Sometimes The Whole World Is Mud Luscious

Knowledge Is Devalued When It Becomes Too Generally Known

Writers Tend To Consider Distinction And Originality As Virtues, But They Are Anathema To Publishers.

So, Without Saying Anything To The Others, It Made Its Way To The Farthest Corner Of The Meadow And Began To Toast An Imaginary Muffin. That Was Always The Best Way To Unwind When Things Got To Be Too Much For It.

Laughter Is Just A Slowed Down Scream Of Terror.

But Before Any Of The Small Appliances Who May Be Listening To This Tale Should Begin To Think That They Might Do The Same Thing, Let Them Be Warned: Electricity Is Very Dangerous. Never Play With Old Batteries! Never Put Your Plug In A Strange Socket! And If You Are In Any Doubt About The Voltage Of The Current Where You Are Living, Ask A Major Appliance.