Sometimes The People We Meet Change Us

My Father Has Positional Vertigo, And If He Flies He Gets Really Dizzy, So He Has To Drive Out To California, Which He Does A Couple Times A Year. We Talk, But We E-mail Mostly.

Marriage Hasn't Been My Thing. But Gay People, Knock Yourselves Out!

On Playing Batman And His Daughter: If I Was Doing The Sequel To Frozen I Would Be A Hero. My Two Older Daughters Could Give A Sh-t About Batman And They've Now Passed That Affection Onto My Son. He's Always Like, 'papa, Can I Watch Frozen?' And I'm Like, 'no, Dude, It's Not On Again!'.

Just Because A Lot Of People Know Something Nominal Doesn't Make It Important. A Lot Of People Know What A Pencil Sharpener Is, But That Doesn't Make It The Most Important Invention Of The 20th Century.

It Doesn't Matter How You Get Knocked Down In Life, Because That's Going To Happen. All That Matters Is That You Gotta Get Up.