Sometimes The Idiots Outvote The Sensible People.

The Worst Government Is The Most Moral.

Every Man Sees In His Relatives, And Especially In His Cousins, A Series Of Grotesque Caricatures Of Himself.

A Wealthy Man Is One Who Earns $100 A Year More Than His Wife's Sister's Husband.

The Final Test Of Truth Is Ridicule. Very Few Dogmas Have Ever Faced It And Survived.

To The Best Of My Knowledge And Belief, The Average American Newspaper, Even Of The So-called Better Sort, Is Not Only Quite As Bad As Upton Sinclair Says It Is, But 10 Times Worse, 10 Times As Ignorant, 10 Times As Unfair And Tyrannical, 10 Times As Complaisant And Pusillanimous, And 10 Times As Devious, Hypocritical, Disingenuous, Deceitful, Pharisaical, Pecksniffian, Fraudulent, Slippery, Unscrupulous, Perfidious, Lewd And Dishonest.