Sometimes The Greatest Things Are The Most

Actually This Is Really Funny - One Time She Accidentally Forgot To Leave A Note And I Had No Idea She Had Even Moved. I Was Living In The House With A Beautiful Mexican Family For Three Months Before I Realized They Weren't My Cousins Visiting From Out Of Town. They Were So Nice. They Called Me "quien Es, Quien Es," Which I Thought Was A Beautiful Name.

I Like To Try New Things Because I Get Bored So Easily.

Who Needs Sleep? I Laugh In The Face Of Sleep!

Have You Ever Thought About Toothpaste? Ellen Has! And She Makes A Point About All Of The Types Of Toothpaste That Colgate Offers!

You're Never Too Old To Play. You're Only Too Old For Low-rise Jeans.