Sometimes Mortals Can Be More Horrible Than

"he Mentioned It!" One Of The Ghosts Whimpered.

Pizza! Hockey! Destroy!" -cal

Being Turned Into A Lizard Can Really Mess Up Your Day.

I Had Weird Dreams Full Of Barnyard Animals. Most Of Them Wanted To Kill Me. The Rest Wanted Food.

If I'm Going To Survive, It Won't Be Because I Have A Lion-skin Cloak. I'm Not Hercules.