Sometimes Its Nice When People You Love

Oh Spare Me, Being Stuck In Your Bedroom Is Not Like Prison. You Don't Have To Worry About Being Gang-raped In Your Bedroom.

You Worry Too Much. Eat Some Bacon...what? No, I Got No Idea If It'll Make You Feel Better, I Just Made Too Much Bacon.

On My First Driving Lesson “first Things First: A Car Has Five Gears. What Is That Smell?…okay, First Thing Before That First Thing: Farting In A Car That’s Not Moving Makes You An Asshole.

I Just Want Silence... Jesus, It Doesn't Mean I Don't Like You. It Just Means Right Now, I Like Silence More.

No, You Can't Go Getting Mad At People Because They're Shitty. Life Will Get Mad At Them, Don't Worry.