Sometimes I Will Endanger My Own Life

My Life Is Part Humor, Part Roses, Part Thorns.

You'll Laugh At The Comedy Of Errors That Is My Life.

I Want To Tell The Story. Mostly, When You See Rock Movies, It Has To Be This Over-the-top Thing. I Want To Give People A Bret Michaels Movie Where They See That My Life Is A Comedy Of Errors. I Also Want To Show My Fans How To Get Through The Kind Of Troubles That Would Leave Most People Flat On The Floor.

I'm Not The New Kid On The Block Anymore. Writers Always Use The Phrase "aging Rocker," And I'm Like, "what Other Option Do I Have?" You're Either Aging Or You're Dead.

You Want To Go To A Summer Concert And Not Watch A Band Staring At Its Shoes For Six Hours And Complaining.