Sometimes I Wake Up, I Feel Like,

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

I Just Lost My Best Friend, I Have Been Crying Hysterical For A Full Day.

I've Been Doing Pranks My Whole Life, So I Guess I'm Pretty Good At It.

Actually, I've Always Wanted To Be A Professional Skateboarder Ever Since I Was About Six.

I Like Geography. I Could Tell You The Capital Of Any Country You Want.