Sometimes I Wake Up, I Feel Like,

I Skate All The Time, But It's Silly For Me To Do Contests When Mtv Is Giving Me A Boatload Of Money.

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

I Want To Make My Own Movie.

I'm On A Lot Of Airplanes, So I Just Sip On Red Wine Thinking Of Stupid Ideas And, When I Think Of It, I Wanna Make It Happen.