Sometimes I Wake Up, I Feel Like,

I Like Geography. I Could Tell You The Capital Of Any Country You Want.

I Quit High School The First Day Of 10th Grade Because I Felt Like I Was Wasting Time.

Sometimes When You're With Somebody, And All Their Stuff Is At Your House, It's So Hard To Break Up With Them. You Don't Know What They're Going To Wreck And Destroy.

I've Been Doing Pranks My Whole Life, So I Guess I'm Pretty Good At It.

I Skate All The Time, But It's Silly For Me To Do Contests When Mtv Is Giving Me A Boatload Of Money.