Sometimes I Wake Up, I Feel Like,

I Quit High School The First Day Of 10th Grade Because I Felt Like I Was Wasting Time.

Skateboarding Teaches You How To Take A Fall Properly. If You Try To Kickflip Down Some Stairs, It Might Take You Thirty Tries - And You Just Learn How To Take A Tumble Out Of It Without Getting Hurt.

Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets Un-funny! And There's Plenty Of Ways To Do That.

I've Been Doing Pranks My Whole Life, So I Guess I'm Pretty Good At It.

I Like Geography. I Could Tell You The Capital Of Any Country You Want.