Sometimes I Try To Take A Nap

Kids Are Like Buckets Of Disease That Live In Your House.

Performing Comedy, You Develop A Rhythm Of Ideas And Laughs. I Live For It.

For Years, Blockbuster Video Has Edited Movies. Like The Bad Lieutenant, When He's Masturbating While The Girls In The Car Are Doing The Thing. I Rented It From Blockbuster And Sped To That Scene, And It Was Gone. I Called Up Blockbuster, And I'm Like, "i Got An Erection, And The Scene's Not There."

I Do Have Very Deep, Fond Memories Of My Family In Mexico City, But I Also Remember Feeling Funny For Not Speaking English - I Was Basically An Immigrant. But I Picked Up The Language Fast And Soon I Knew That I Wanted To Be A Writer.

I'm Not Raising The Children, I'm Raising The Grown Ups That They're Going To Be.