Sometimes I Panic And Think I Can't

I'm A Grandmother, And A Mighty Proud One.

I Wish I Could Remember Where I Put Things. I Spend Half My Life Looking For My Keys. With The Other Half I Look For My Glasses.

Rule Number Something Or Other -- Never Tell Anybody Anything Unless You're Going To Get Something Better In Return.

Nothing Kinder Than Strangers. Nothing Stranger Than Kindness.

My Parents Were Liberal Intellectuals But Even They Expected Me To Stay At Home And Look After My Younger Siblings And Do The Housework.