Sometimes I Mistake This For A Universe

I Used To Work At Nasa In Virginia. It Was Nothing Glamorous; I Was Just Tasked With Making Code Compile For Obscure Projects, And I Wasn't Very Good At It. Now I Spend Most Of My Time Drawing Pictures And Looking At Funny Things On The Internet, Which In Retrospect Is Largely What I Did At My Old Job, Too.

Correlation Doesn’t Imply Causation, But It Does Waggle Its Eyebrows Suggestively And Gesture Furtively While Mouthing ‘look Over There.’

I Think The Really Cool And Compelling Thing About Math And Physics Is That It Opens Up Entry To All These Hypotheticals - Or At Least, It Gives You The Language To Talk About Them. But At The Same Time, If A Scenario Is Completely Disconnected From Reality, It's Not All That Interesting.

I Learned Very Early On In Life That Not Everyone Wants To Hear Every Fact In The World, Even If You Want To Tell Them Everything You've Ever Read.

News Networks Giving A Greater Voice To Viewers Because The Social Web Is So Popular Are Like A Chef On The Titanic Who, Seeing The Looming Iceberg And Fleeing Customers, Figures Ice Is The Future And Starts Making Snow Cones.