Someone Once Said A Cynic Is Just

Sex Has Never Been An Obsession With Me. It's Just Like Eating A Bag Of Crisps. Quite Nice, But Nothing Marvellous.

I'm Always Tweeting About Food And Things That I've Made.

Comparing Madonna With Marilyn Monroe Is Like Comparing Raquel Welch With The Back Of A Bus.

The Taboo Scene Was A Kind Of Deconstructed Version Of The New Romantics. The Taboo Crowd Was Using A Lot Of The Visual Ideas That Had Already Been Used. I Remember The First Time I Spotted Leigh Bowery And Trojan Parading Around In Clubs: They Were In Their "pakis From Outer Space" Look, And The Makeup Was Quite Similar To One Of My Old Looks, Because I Was Quite Fond Of Wearing Blue, Green, Or Yellow Foundation, And So I Was Pretty Dismissive Of Them At First.

Taboo Was Kind Of Celebrating Trash, The Kind Of Records You Secretly Loved, Like Yes Sir, I Can Boogie, By Baccara [laughs] - Things That You Probably Shouldn't Like.