Someone Once Said A Cynic Is Just

I Was Unwelcome In The U.s. For Four Years.

I Feel Like My Career Has Always Been A Series Of Collisions And Accidents. Being In The Right Place At The Right Time. Having The Right Haircut. It's So Mad To Think That It Happened In The Way That It Happened.

I Wear Makeup And Dress This Way Because I Think It Makes Me Look Better. I Am Not Doing It To Get People To Stare At Me. If I Wanted To Do That I Could Just Put A Pot On My Head, Wear A Wedding Dress, And Run Screaming Down The Street.

I Knew Style And Content Went Hand In Hand.

I'm Very Uncomfortable With The Idea Of Vaginas. They Bother Me In The Way That Spiders Bother Some People.