Someone Once Described The Pitching Of A

He Bats Like A Lightning Rod.

Discovered W. Somerset Maugham In About 5th Grade. Didn't Understand The Plots, But Loved The Descriptions.

I Became Exclusively An American League Fan When They Instituted The Dh Rule, And Will Remain So Until The National League Moves Out Of The Dark Ages.

Curt Flood, Of Course, Was In A Class By Himself, A True Hero.

In The 70s And 80s, I Made A Good Living. Have Managed My Funds Carefully, Will Never Have To Go Out And Cadge Quarters From The Tourists.