Some People Say We Need A Third

The [democratic] Party Is A Bank. It Collects Money And Gives It To Tv Stations.

Even The Smallest Dog Can Lift Its Leg On The Tallest Building.

It May Be The Rooster That Does All The Crowing But It's The Hen That Delivers The Goods.

Reagan Promised Everyone A Seven-course Dinner. Ours Turned Out To Be A Possum And A Six-pack.

The Only Difference Between A Pigeon And The American Farmer Today Is That A Pigeon Can Still Make A Deposit On A John Deere.