Some Of The Things I've Done Are

I Like The Challenge. I Do Not Like The Attention.

I'm Not In The Big Leagues Just Because I'm Cute.

None Of The Teams That Actually Probably Were Offering Me A Job From The Getgo, Actually In Spring Training, Are In The Playoffs Right Now.

If The Shortstop Makes An Error, I Am Responsible. I Let The Batter Hit The Ball.

I Get A Lot Of Kids Distracted. Sometimes They Got To Go Cover Left Field, But They're Over Here Talking To Me, Getting An Autograph.