Some Men Never Feel Small, But These

An Almost Unnatural Vigilance Is Really Required Of The Citizen Because Of The Horrible Rapidity With Which Human Institutions Grow Old.

There Is No Logical Connection Between Flying And Laying Eggs.

Always Be Comic In A Tragedy. What The Deuce Else Can You Do?

But A Somewhat More Liberal And Sympathetic Examination Of Mankind Will Convince Us That The Cross Is Even Older Than The Gibbet, That Voluntary Suffering Was Before And Independent Of Compulsory; And In Short That In Most Important Matters A Man Has Always Been Free To Ruin Himself If He Chose.

We Should Thank God For Beer And Burgundy By Not Drinking Too Much Of Them.