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Life Is A Concentration Camp. You're Stuck Here And There's No Way Out And You Can Only Rage Impotently Against Your Persecutors.

Life Is Short. Short, And Not About Anything Except What You Can Touch And What Touches You.

Not Only Is There No God, But Try Finding A Plumber On Sunday.

Your Audience Teaches You How To Be Funny.

Some People Think About Sex All The Time; Some People Think Of Sex Some Of The Time; And Some People Never Think About Sex: They Become Lawyers.