Soldiers, In The Name Of Democracy, Let

Hair Is Vitally Personal To Children. They Weep Vigorously When It Is Cut For The First Time; No Matter How It Grows, Bushy, Straight Or Curly, They Feel They Are Being Shorn Of A Part Of Their Personality.

My Pain May Be The Reason For Somebody's Laugh. But My Laugh Must Never Be The Reason For Somebody's Pain.

Words Are Cheap. The Biggest Thing You Can Say Is "elephant".

It Isn't The Ups And Downs That Make Life Difficult; It's The Jerks.

I'm An Old Sinner. Nothing Shocks Me.