So… Um… What’s The, Er, Date? You

There Are No Rules That Can Bind You When You Find Your Other Half.

You Think I Should Be As Forgiving As You Are? We Can’t All Be Saints And Martyrs.

It Is A Strange World," I Murmered, More To Myself Than To The Native Soul. "the Strangest," He Agreed.

I Tensed For The Spring, My Eyes Squinting As I Cringed Away, And The Sound Of Edward's Furious Roar Echoed Distantly In The Back Of My Head. His Name Burst Through All The Walls I'd Built To Contain It. Edward, Edward, Edward. I Was Going To Die. It Shouldn't Matter If I Thought Of Him Now. Edward, I Love You.

After A Few Decades, Everyone You Know Will Be Dead. Problem Solved.