So, They Had This 40-odd Year Friendship

There's Too Many Interesting Women I Have…not Had The Experience To Know In This Life Because I Have Been Brainwashed.

I Decided A Long Time Ago But Sometimes It Takes You 40 Years To Get Around To Doing Something - And That's The Truthful Answer.

I Don't Believe In Hell. I Believe In Unemployment, But Not Hell.

I Think Right Now Television Is The Best That It’s Ever Been, And I Think That It’s The Worst That Film Has Ever Been.

This Is Not A Movie About Smelling The Urine! It's Another Kind Of Movie." Volker Schlöndorff Got Billy Wilder To Agree To These Conversations - You Can Buy It - Because Volker Spoke German At Times. And He Said To Billy Wilder: "what Is In Your Mind?" And He Said: "if You're Going To Try To Tell The Truth To The Audience, You'd Better Be Funny Or They'll Kill You." And I Haven't Forgotten That.