So, I Heard You're This Ninja Or

I Didn't Feel Like Reading That Night, So I Went Downstairs And Watched A Half-hour Long Commercial That Advertised An Exercise Machine. They Kept Flashing A 1-800 Number, So I Called It. The Woman Who Picked Up The Other End Of The Phone Was Named Michelle. And I Told Michelle That I Was A Kid And Did Not Need An Exercise Machine, But I Hoped She Was Having A Good Night. That's When Michelle Hung Up On Me. And I Didn't Mind A Bit.

Sometimes, I Think Bill Forgets That I Am Sixteen. But I Am Very Happy That He Does.

It's Strange Because Sometimes, I Read A Book, And I Think I Am The People In The Book.

If You Are In A Movie Theater, You Can Look Two People Down And They Are Laughing While You Are Laughing Or You Can Look Three People Down And They Love That Song That You Love. It Is Living Proof That You Are Not Alone.

So I Started Shoveling Bob's Driveway, Which Is A Strange Thing To Do At A New Years Eve Party