So How's That Hopey Changey Stuff Working

Oh, The Naive Obama State Department. They Say We Can't Kill Our Way Out Of War. Really? Tell That To The Nazis. Oh Wait, You Can't. They're Dead. We Killed 'em.

Rain Is Something The Democrats Use To Sell Umbrellas.

Stand Up, Speak Out, And Be Bold. Screw Political Correctness. Never Let Them Tell You To Sit Down And Shut Up.

Bear Hunting? Come On Up And We'll Fix You Up, You Betcha. Just Be Sure You Bring Some Hunting Buddies With You, Preferably Fat Ones Who Can't Run As Fast As You.

When I Took My Oath Of Office To Serve As Your Governor, Remember, I Swore To Steadfastly And Doggedly Guard The Interests Of This Great State Like A Grizzly With Cubs, As A Mother Naturally Guards Her Own. Alaska, As A Statewide Family, We've Got To Fight For Each Other, Not Against And Not Let External, Sensationalized Distractions Draw Us Off Course. As An Exciting Year Of Unpredictable Change Begins, We, Too, Have Our Work Cut Out For Us. And We're All In This Together. Just Like Our Musk Ox, They Circle Up To Protect Their Future When They Are Challenged. We've Got To Do The Same.