So All My Friends Have Kids Now...

I Like Pot, I Enjoy Pot, I Like To Smoke It. But, The One Thing I Don't Like About Pot Is The Subculture It's Spawned. I Think It's Embarrassing And Really Juvenile And Uncreative

I Also Try To Think Of Ways To Articulate The Joke More Economically.

Sketches Have Characters, Exits, Entrances And Are Vastly Different.

Maybe If You Live In Brooklyn, You Don't Need To Hear That? But Please, Trust Me, In Most Of America, They Do Need To Hear It. And They're Quite Thankful That Somebody Came Out And Did It. For An Hour And A Half In That Theater, For Once, They're In The Majority.

Because You've Been On Dates Where Y'know, You Forget To Open Your Eyes And Wear Pants And Speak English.