So All My Friends Have Kids Now...

I Am Truly Passionate And Concerned About The Lack Of Empathy That People Show Towards One Another.

Once You Get Into The [donald] Trump Stuff, You Get People Going, "i Didn't Come Here To Have My Political Views Bashed."

We Should Just Get Somebody From The Left And The Right And They Should All Throw Bumper Stickers At Each Other And The First One To Cover The Other One Wins.

So All My Friends Have Kids Now... Which I Think Is Rude.

I Was In Antwerp - Which, I Had About 20 Shows Left At That Point - And A Guy Said, "that's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp Was My Smallest Audience, So The Guy Was Right There. I Was Like, "what?" He Said, "dave Attell Does A Bit About, 'why Are There Luggage Stores In The Airport?'" I Had Never Seen That, And I Would Never Ever, Ever, Ever - Please Believe Me - I Would Never Lift Material From Somebody Ever, And Certainly Not Knowingly.