Sleepy-head Is No Longer Aroused By Tragic

The Critical Spirit Never Knows When To Stop Meddling.

Self-conscious? Try A Wig, A Corset, A Veil, A Beard. Or Cultivate Shamelessness.

The Discontented Believe That Their Regrets Are About The Past.

Dignity Takes Alarm At The Unexpected Sound Of Laughter.

Self-congratulation Pleases Only The Speaker.