Sleep: A Poor Substitute For Caffeine!

I Was Clever Enough To Know That John Donne Was Offering Something That Was Awfully Enjoyable. I Just Wasn't Clever Enough To Actually Enjoy It.

I Wrote My First Play At The Age Of 10, 55 Years Ago, And I've Always Found It A Fantastic Relief To Imagine I Know What Things Would Be Like From The Point Of View Of Other Individuals And To Send Out Signals From Where I Actually Am Not. Playwrights Never Need To Write From The Place Where They Are.

Who Says One Instance Of Writing Has Anything In Common With Another Instance?

I Have Been Vain Since Birth. I Expected Other People To Like What I Did, Although My Vanity Has Definitely Diminished Over The Years.

"the Fever" Is A One-person Play. I Decided I Would Perform It Myself, And I Decided I Would Not Perform It In Theaters, Because The Character In The Play Says Certain Things That I Meant.